Guess what I just bought on Friday?
The new iPhone 5S.
Nope, I’m not an Apple fanatic. I don’t own a Mac laptop–didn’t you know that Macs are overpriced PCs?
I had a work iPad. Which was awesome. Now I don’t have that work iPad.
I’ve never stood in an Apple iPhone opening day line before. Before Friday that is. I had a 3 year old iPhone 4 and it was getting slow and the home button wore out. I had held out long enough and needed to replace it. I long debated jumping ship from Apple and asked my high schooler nephew for his opinion on Samsung vs. the Big A.
My nephew had some profound advice–Apple is simpler, easier to use, more convenient, and it fits in your pocket better if you don’t want a huge wide screen television in your pocket.
That was all I needed to hear–Apple is still the most user-friendly and I don’t use phones for TV.
[My first attempt at a Panoramic on the new camera.]
Here’s the play-by-play of me buying the new iPhone 5S:
Friday, September 20, 2013
Midnight – Sleeping
3:00AM – Wide awake with a cold/flu thing I’ve had all week.
Regret not ordering the phone online at 12:01AM. Decide to see if I can still buy it and get it shipped pronto.
Realize that I don’t want to wait until October to get the phone, nor do I want to risk it getting stolen off my porch if I’m not home.
10:00AM – Sleeping (still sick)
11:00AM – Roll over in bed
11:05AM – Cook bacon and eggs, because it’s man’s cure for the common cold.
11:10AM – Pondering how all the stupid people are standing in line for the golden iPhone 5S.
11:11AM – Kind of wondering if the line at Fashion Valley Mall in San Diego is actually already gone.
I got the iPhone 4 at the Manhattan Apple Store right after it came out 3 years prior with almost no hassle. Could it happen to me here in SD…
11:13AM – Decide it’s futile and it’s already sold out–at least according to the sensationalism in the news.
2:00PM – Fate strikes me–I want to beat all the high schoolers to the mall. I shower off the cold/flu germs, throw on clothes, and drive to the mall.
2:30PM – Discouraged, I see a line outside the Apple Store. 😥
2:31PM – Keep walking past the line with my wayfarers on as if I don’t care and I actually went to the mall with no girlfriend on a Friday afternoon because I care about Zara clothing.
2:33PM – Turnaround just to ask how long the wait in line would be.
2:35PM – Get a ticket for the color phone I want and decide to stand in line for the first-time to quench my insatiable thirst for a opening day Apple phone.
2:55PM – Done with the line in 20 minutes!
3:05PM – Apple Man offers me $48 for my old iPhone 4. He tells me a company will recycle the phone for parts, and they’ll put the $48 to my 32GB iPhone 5S.
3:06PM – I state that I’d rather see what I can get on Amazon or eBay for the phone.
3:07PM – The nice Apple Man sees how much I would get for the iPhone 4 had the “Home” button been in pristine condition. I would get $122. He proceeds to ask management if I can get that amount for my “4”.
3:10PM – Management says “Yes.”
3:11PM – I take the $122 off the $299 phone!
3:15PM – Leave with an awesome new phone that’s wayyyy faster than my old one.
What’s the moral of the iPhone 5S story?
Master Plan For New iPhone Every 2 Years
It just dawned on me, if I sold my iPhone 4 a year earlier, I could have gotten a lot more than $122 for it! Do you know how much new iPhone on a 2 year contract costs? Right now the 5C is only $99 for 16GB, and the more advanced 5S is $199 for 16GB.
Seriously, how have I been been so ignorant this entire time? A year ago I could have gotten an iPhone 5 FOR FREE!
If you want to get a free iPhone every two years all you have to do is
1. Trade in your previous model
1b. or sell it online for top dollar if it’s in decent to good condition
You’ll get the value back for the 2 year contract price of a new phone. Even if your phone is in not-so-great condition, companies are looking to recycle the parts within your phone. You can still get good money for it.
2. Buy new phone with your $200+ on a new contract.
3. Rinse, repeat every 2 years.
Ah man I can’t believe I held onto that iPhone 4 for a year longer than I needed to! If I had just been reselling my iPhones for $200+ every 2 years that would have been paying for new ones!
A note on the new operating system: Get the iOS 7 updated on your phone if you’ve got a iPhone 4 or higher. I updated my iPhone 4 it was definitely quicker with iOS 7 even after it being 3 years old.
Lastly, here’s an awesome walkthrough with all the new little things that make iOS 7 so great for when you update it. Check it out–it won’t take long and it’s super helpful.